Paul E. Morfism
Programming
$ go fuckyourself - Golang Releases New Subcommand For Developers Requesting Better Error Handling
Programming
Javascript Developer Finally Understands async-await Halfway Through an Orgy
Tech
Apple Recommends ‘Vision Pro’ Users Watch Movies At 1.2x Speed To Avoid Running Out Of Battery
Programming
California High Schools To Teach Kids How To Error Budget Their Microservices
Programming
US Government Employs Programmer To Unplug ChatGPT If It Ever Takes Over; Programmer Automates Job With AI
Programming
Oracle Releases 'JavaManuscript'; A Programming Language That Aims To Piggyback Off Of Javascript’s Name
Programming
Local Exterminator Recommends Vim To Homeowner Who Wants To Fix Their Mouse Problem
Tech
Apple Files Lawsuit Against Granny Smith For Trademark Violation
Programming
Javascript Developer Goes Through Rough Breakup; Unable to Function Properly Without Closure
Programming
FBI Called To McDonald’s After Programmer Jokes He’s About To ‘Fork Bomb’ The Beverage Area
Programming